Killdozer

Taking out a city hall near you.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Killdozer

The original Killdozer was the offspring of a finely woven tapestry of frustration and insanity inside the head of Marvin Heemeyer, a Granby, Colorado native who reached his wit's end after losing a local zoning dispute to save his muffler shop. Heemeyer snapped, purchased a bulldozer, and spent months methodically welding steel plating around the cage of his dozer, ultimately creating a makeshift tank which he used to take out City Hall and a few other buildings on Main St.


In keeping with this total lack of regard for everything proper, the Killdozer coed flag football team of today is comprised of an array of questionable individuals, dedicated to bringing 40 minutes of mayhem and insanity to the intramural fields. Their mission? Annihilation, by way of aesthetically pleasing break-away rushes and touchdown receptions.